November 27, 2014

Here's how to win hearts at the Thanksgiving table

Stand at the dinner table and proclaim: "Today we give thanks for the word 'squash'—an abbreviation of the Narragansett word 'asquutasquash'."

Then sit down to thunderous applause.


(Optional addition: "We also need to acknowledge the mistakes of our ancestors—for their blunders still haunt us today. [pause] I'm referring to the invention of creamed spinach.")

November 11, 2014

Hey, look—it's OboeCop

Austin Light had fun re-imagining slightly altered movie titles. Below is his take on "The Princess Ride"!


November 7, 2014

November 5, 2014

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

As spotted by Charlie Burness in Manila.
naia is a no wang-wang zone. please fall in line to avoid embarrassment