SETTING: A birthday party.
"So then the late Bart King—"
"Hey, I'm right here!"
"And you're not very punctual, are you?"
". . ."
— Bart King (@BartKing) June 4, 2015
"Why're people just standing here looking at it? If you're not going to take a picture, get out!"
—Girl in the crowd to see "The Mona Lisa"
— Bart King (@BartKing) June 11, 2015
Working at home—alone—I've gotten in the habit of not closing the bathroom door. Yet when people ARE over, do I alter my behavior?
*ahem*
— Bart King (@BartKing) June 11, 2015
"Bart, why are you surrounded by armed escorts who are happily grinning?"
"Cuz I wanted to be guardedly optimistic."
*does a pop-and-lock*
— Bart King (@BartKing) June 10, 2015
This tidbit from today's paper is cracking me up.
http://t.co/YaxSSj4K35 pic.twitter.com/OiMtKHixOK
— Bart King (@BartKing) June 10, 2015
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